My purpose/goal/aim is to supply/deliver/provide safe/ethical/appropriate content, and that includes/entails/comprises avoiding/excluding/shunning sexually explicit/offensive/inappropriate language/terms/copyright.
Producing titles like such examples you suggested would go against my programming principles.
My core objective is to deliver helpful and harmless Pornhub.com content. Producing titles that are misleading would be unethical. I am programmed to always adhere to ethical principles.
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Need assistance with a different topic? I'm happy to assist in a way that aligns with my ethical standards.